You cant use gift cards.
I have 175 gift cards.
Gifts cards are of the devil. Oh, they look awesome. $50 for dinner! $10 for coffee. Ice cream and smoothies and cokes! Oh my!
They lure you in. They entice. They wink. They nod. They beckon. They appear to be free money.
But you can’t use them.
You’re either not where your gift card is “good,” or you’re where your gift card is “good” and you don’t have it. Or it expired. Or the establishment doesn’t accept, recognize, or know how to redeem your gift card.
Any way you go. They’re not real. They’re an illusion. And they’re of the devil.
I’ve tried a million times. I’ve never used one. And I contend…
Neither have you.
Wait. A friend just offered, “Maybe you’re not holding your mouth right.” Okay. I’ll give them one more chance.
Would you like to go for coffee? I have a gift card!