When I post about my dopey opinions, banal movies, or antique music, and you have an opposing view, please graciously scroll past.
And by the way, feel free to reflexively roll your eyes and privately beam with confidence, certain that your unspoken counterpoint is correct. I will meanwhile bask in blissful ignorance.
I really don’t have the constitution for an online debate. That’s just a giant beach ball on a tee for abdominal re-flux. So if you’ll gently abstain from responding, I’ll consider your merciful silence as an early Christmas gift. Maybe you can even write it off on your taxes!
Conversely, if you agree with my inane posts, just know I relish your thumbs ups, hearts, hahas, and hug emojis, along with any affirming comments or pandering observations the Lord leads you to bless me with. I am keenly aware it is just a cheap dopamine hit, but I’ll gladly receive it, and I’m grateful for it.
Of course there is never any obligation, and my personal satisfaction is guaranteed.
Tomorrow I’ll post a warm and heartfelt thank you!