MyPillow Talk

 

The MyPillow Guy is a great humanitarian. He’s involved in lots of charity work and Christian causes. He’s also branching out. He’s now so much more than pillows. He sells sheets, mattresses, towels and dog beds.

So why stop there? I’ve got a few ideas.

How about:

MyPillow Sofas?

MyPillow Love Seats?

MyPillow Beanies?

MyPillow Loafers?

MyPillow Briefs?

MyPillow Toilet Paper?

Okay. I could go on. But I’ll stop there.

But hey. Mike Lindell. If you’re out there. We need to talk.