I’m So Vain

I’ll bet you think this post is about you.

And me. Turns out we’re all sinners. All of us. Yes, even your grandma.

I’ll give you a moment to sit down.

I’m excellent at pointing out others’ shortcomings. I’ll list them here.

No, I won’t.

Suffice it to say, if I were to list my sins next to someone else’s, my list would be shorter. Not because I’m better, but because I can’t think of as many of mine.

That’s because they’re in my “blind spot.”

So, before I start my rant about others, allow me a moment to peek behind the curtain at my “blind spot.”

…Nope, nothing to see here.

Love, “Plank-Eye” Harper