10. We try to look younger and sound more mature.
9. We want jobs but complain when we have to go to them.
8. We say, “Billion with a B” like there’s some other letter billion could start with.
7. We think we’re better drivers than everybody.
6. We sprinkle our conversations with meaningless cliche’s like, “Do you know what I mean?”
5. We spend 25 years of our lives on a screen, and criticize others for looking at their phones.
4. In church we’re told to “stand to our feet,” like there’s any other way to stand.
3. We have yet to figure out a good answer to the question, “How are you?”
2. We look for ourselves in group photos.
1. We think we’re smarter than our parents.