There’s always somebody willing to finish your fries.
The best part of waking up in Folgers in your cup.
Mom used to say, “Don’t worry about what people think. Worry about what I think.”
Today is the best day. It’s the only one we’ve got.
Don’t even try to talk me out of telling you what to do.
The list is long of people who want to be part of the crowd, yet an individualist.
At any given moment, there’s a 50% chance your fly is down.
Buy what you want today. Tomorrow’s choices will be based on those purchases.
Every day brings another opportunity to fake authenticity.
Try your hardest to give your best effort. Unless you’re tired.
We’ve all got excuses. Other people have flaws.
Biden and Trump are getting along so well. They are best friends.
Be a nerd about something.
Whenever possible, sing your high school fight song.
Fine dining is whatever your favorite food is.
Nobody knows how many beers is too many.