Chipless and Clueless

First world problem of the week: The chipless card.

We got a new checking account. We have temporary cards. They have no chip. They’re chipless. I’m clueless.

Now when we pay for gas, we have to go inside. I haven’t gone inside in 5 years. I forget how. It’s awkward. Guess your fill up. Slide your card. Talk to the guy. No problem, right?

Lois has no problem.

So far, every time for me has been a problem. Once, I overshot my guess and I had to go back in and settle up. Another time I slid the card on the wrong side and the guy had to do it for me.

I CAN NEVER HEAR THE GUY. It’s always something.

I can remember when I used to talk to people. It was great.

God, will you talk for me?