Lois and I have been married almost 44 years. That’s twice as long as I was single. Of those 22 single years, the first five I was a little kid. I don’t even remember. Of the remaining 17 years I was asleep about five. That leaves 12 years. Oh and did I mention during those 12 years I was a substance abuser?
I remember about 20 minutes of being single.
Good thing I got married!