Christmas Kills the Legs

 

Decorations had been down a week. But all the boxes were still stacked around the house. Overdue for a trip to the attic.

Many trips.

My Lovely Wife and Life Partner Lois loves Christmas. She also loves Christmas decorations. So when time comes for the annual Christmas clean-up, prepare for a workout. (It used to be easier.)

My legs are jello.

My guess? Roughly 50 trips up and down the ladder. The ladder has ten steps. You do the math. I don’t know how many steps I put in…

But my watch exploded.