You are an amazing product. So amazing, in fact, my relationship with you requires supervision. If I didn’t have Lois as my appointed “Reese’s Cop”, I would indulge day and night in a steady diet of you.
You come in so many awesome shapes, sizes, and varieties. From cups to sticks to pieces. You come in white and dark. Crispy or smooth. Crunchy, nutty, or pretzely. Even “Fast Break.” (Whatever that is.) Big cups, mini cups, Franken cups and “Take 5.” (Whatever that is.) Shaped like pumpkins, shaped like Christmas trees. Shaped like ghosts. Shaped like hearts. Shaped like Texas. Okay, you haven’t done Texas. But you will.
And why not? You’ve marketed your tasty chocolate peanut butter crack in so many ways, it’s easier to list what you HAVEN’T done.
It doesn’t matter in what form you present yourself, you’re always the same yummy, habit forming, sweet delight. Seriously. You don’t have to try so hard!
How about this Reese? How about you just deliver your chocolate and peanut butter wonderfulness in bulk straight to my house? Ship whatever you’ve got, however much you’ve got, in whatever shape, size, or variety you deem appropriate. I’m sure we can work out easy monthly payments.
Oh, and don’t worry about me. I can quit anytime I want.
Love,
Mike