I dreaded wearing a mask. (Nobody really WANTS to wear a mask.) But when the inevitable came, I reluctantly tried one on. The elastic snapped immediately. Apparently masks are not made “one size fits all heads”. Boy, was my face red.
Plan B: I’m going to make the best of the situation. Today, in my first public venture to Walmart, I upgraded to a cloth covering made by a family member. It features a cute kiddy-style pattern of teddy bears, bunnies, cars, and trucks. Embarrassed? No, I wore it proudly.
I pretended I was Batman.