On Twitter? Of course you are. There are over 330 million of us. Yet, in the midst of millions, I’m all alone.
I tweet, therefore I am. Invisible.
I don’t get it. I post on Facebook, people respond. But Twitter?
Crickets.
Why is that? I retweet, no activity. I tweet an original tweet, nothing. I’ll even tweet something controversial to get a rise out of someone. 200 followers ignore me.
Why do I care? I just know it’s a scientific anomaly. It pert near defies physics. And it’s driving me crazy. How can every tweet be left stranded? Are they transparent? Am I tweeting into thin air?
Or am I just a bad tweeter?
Is it a password thing? Am I not on Wifi? Did my account expire? Is it sin in my life? I have got to know!
I’ll post this on Facebook, and I’ll likely get a like. Maybe a few. Even if it’s sympathy like, I’ll get some reactions.
I’ll post this same message on Twitter…
And it’ll be… Oh.
Too long.
Um… Never mind.