Boomers: You’ve Earned It.

This is no participation trophy.

Because let’s face it. You know more stuff than most people. Maybe not literally, but by sheer number of years lived, you’ve accumulated more information. So in terms of quantity, you “know more stuff”.

So take the credit.

Those pundits on the news? Sure they majored in Political Science. Sure they do this every day. But they were born the year you graduated from high school. Of course you’re smarter than they are.

Those grown kids who roll their eyes at how “out of touch” you are? Let ‘em roll. They haven’t experienced menopause, so they have zero perspective.

Those 20 somethings who dominate the music charts? They missed out on the Beatles, Woodstock, disco, and hair bands. They don’t know. Bless their hearts.

The way I figure it, you’ve paid your dues. You’ve earned your wings. You’ve got a half century of Blood, Sweat, and Tears. (Yes, kids. That’s a band.)

So rest in this knowledge. If endurance, consistency, and experience count for anything, you win. You are to be lauded and respected. You officially rock. You should get a doctorate in “Life”.

In fact, go ahead and print out an official degree with the word “Doctor” in front of your name.

You’ve earned it!