Kittens are among the cutest of God’s creatures. Many people are indifferent to cats, but few can argue the “Adorable Factor” of a baby kitten.
And they’re hilarious on video.
But if you’re considering adopting one of these precious critters, don’t be hasty. Just know it’s not all, well, “butterflies and kittens”.
If you’ve got a new kitten in the house, there are a few things you should know.
*Your breakfast is insecure.
*Your toes are vulnerable.
*Any object in the house is a potential vomit magnet.
*All bad behavior is excusable because of her identity. “She’s a kitten”.
*Her mere presence creates an automatic shift in human voices to go falsetto.
*Anything that moves is subject to deadly attack.
*Anything that is motionless is subject to deadly attack.
*Simply acquiring a kitten prompts the assumption by friends and family that you’d like another one.
*If you have other cats in the house, they will form a newfound alliance, sharing a common enemy.
*You will be a hero to your grandchildren.
And that my friends, makes it all worthwhile.