We love great drummers because great drummers make great bands even greater. It’s also been said “I’d rather have no drummer than a bad drummer.”
In that spirit, we also like to make drummers the butt of the jokes.
But we drummers are fine with it. In fact, we celebrate them, exchange them, and make up our own!
So after extensive research, (I Googled it) please find below the top five drummer jokes as compiled by our crack staff. (Pretty much me) Feel free to memorize and enjoy in front of or behind our backs.
* All punchlines require a rim-shot.
TOP 5 DRUMMER JOKES (drum roll please)
#5 – Q: What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless
#4 – Q: What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?
A: Defendant
#3 – Q: How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
A: You know it’s coming, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
#2 – Q: “Sir, how late does the band play?”
A: “Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer.”
And the number one drummer joke! *Not sanctioned by the D.U.M. (Drummers United for ‘Merica)
#1 – Q: Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in car?
A: He had to break the window to get the drummer out.
OUCH!
There are so many more. Feel free to enter yours below. Remember to keep it clean, keep it real, and keep it brutally honest!