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I’ve been eating for a long time. I’ve gotten quite good at it. Many times I’ve eaten out. So after sixty years, I know the routine. I like to cut to the chase. Today at… Read More »I’ll Have the Number One

Any church! Keep going. Somewhere. Okay, make sure it’s a Bible teaching church. We can scrutinize that until Jesus comes back. And from what I understand that’s pretty soon, so you better get going. There… Read More »Go to Church. Go Directly to Church.

We’re pretty good drivers. Better than most. Just ask us. It’s easy to see the flaws in others’ road skills. They’re so lacking. And we all have our pet peeves. “Too slow in the fast… Read More »I’m a Very Good Driver

The weekdays are long. The weekends are short. But you persevere. You do the right thing. You show up every day. You do your best. There are many reasons to be thankful, not the least… Read More »Bring It On Home

Maybe you’ve seen drummers and thought, “I’d love to do that.” Maybe you’ve thought, “I COULD do that.” You’re right. You could. Whether you’ve got drums and have been playing a while, or you’ve never… Read More »Urgent Message for Aspiring Drummers

Self Righteous or Self Lefteous? Most of us think of ourselves as morally okay. Not bad ethically. Maybe even better than most in terms of character. Even if we suffer with occasional self-esteem issues, if… Read More »Self Righteous or Self Lefteous?

Trials of a Literal Believer: It’s not easy being a literal guy. It can drive friends and loved ones crazy. Especially in the church world. Taking things literally can be exhausting, yet hilarious. I’m not… Read More »Top 5 Church Catch Phrases That Sound Funny Taken Literally

I am not a cat person. But I can’t think of a time when I didn’t have a cat. Usually multiple cats. Yes. Although I’m not a cat lover by trade, I do love some… Read More »Cat Notes and Kid Quotes

Gridlock No words, no sound. Nobody else around. No thoughts or deeds. No grand eternity. No sin, no grace. No tears on my face. No laugh, no shame. Nothing to gain. Only you, only me.… Read More »Gridlock

Please take my advice. Take a five year old to the beach. I guarantee you’ll be glad you did. If you don’t have a five year old, get permission and take somebody else’s. It’ll take… Read More »Five Life Lessons From Taking a Five Year Old to the Beach