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Maybe you have no choice. Maybe it’s health restrictions. If so, stop reading. Or maybe you’re a Food Snob. Or just eager to see what I’m going to say about them. Is this you? 1)… Read More »Food Snobs

  You may feel alone, unworthy, devastated, or frustrated. Maybe you’re in mourning. You may find yourself in indescribable pain. We all have struggles, but perhaps you feel like you get more than your fair… Read More »Look! There’s God Again!

Grandparents Know Got kids? You know. What a life changer! Your love levels skyrocketed! Plans changed, schedules changed, you changed! You strive to be the best parent you can be. You’re fighting daily battles of… Read More »Grandparents Know

  There’s nothing like a little league game. Climactic victory, agonizing defeat, and utter chaos all within an hour. Little hearts are at stake. Physical skills are in development. Parents are helpless. (Though vocal.) Little… Read More »Little Hearts, Little Brains, and Little League

There was a guy at GM Shreveport in the 80’s who thought it was funny to come up behind you and yell “WHUT’RE YOO DOIN’?” I hated that guy. I know that’s wrong. I now… Read More »Take This Job and Love It!

  I love her all the time, but OH. MY. GOSH. Come November, it’s on. By Thanksgiving weekend we have more lights, poinsettias, mangers, Santas, snowmen, wreaths, tinsel, holly and ornaments than anywhere south of… Read More »I Love My Christmas Wife!

  You’re addicted to coffee. You know it. Everybody knows it. Don’t feel bad. So far they haven’t found anything wrong with it. They’ll try. But it’s still not harmful. It’s still not immoral. And… Read More »Coffee is Still Okay (and it’s awesome)

It’s been said you’ve either got time or money, but rarely both. You finally get something paid off, and another major expense hits. One season is behind you, and something else comes up. It’s one… Read More »It’s Always Something!

Ever back your car into a pole and take out a tail light? Ever do it in your WIFE’S CAR? Follow it by “helping” out with breakfast and breaking the knob off the stove. Complete… Read More »Not Everything is Broken

  Every April Fools Day I come to work with my pants on backwards. No reason, other than a laugh. I mean, how ridiculous, really? Can you imagine wearing your pants backwards? Me neither. But… Read More »Your Pants are on Backwards.