Self Righteous or Self Lefteous? Most of us think of ourselves as morally okay. Not bad ethically. Maybe even better than most in terms of character. Even if we suffer with occasional self-esteem issues, if… Read More »Self Righteous or Self Lefteous?
Trials of a Literal Believer: It’s not easy being a literal guy. It can drive friends and loved ones crazy. Especially in the church world. Taking things literally can be exhausting, yet hilarious. I’m not… Read More »Top 5 Church Catch Phrases That Sound Funny Taken Literally
I am not a cat person. But I can’t think of a time when I didn’t have a cat. Usually multiple cats. Yes. Although I’m not a cat lover by trade, I do love some… Read More »Cat Notes and Kid Quotes
Gridlock No words, no sound. Nobody else around. No thoughts or deeds. No grand eternity. No sin, no grace. No tears on my face. No laugh, no shame. Nothing to gain. Only you, only me.… Read More »Gridlock
Please take my advice. Take a five year old to the beach. I guarantee you’ll be glad you did. If you don’t have a five year old, get permission and take somebody else’s. It’ll take… Read More »Five Life Lessons From Taking a Five Year Old to the Beach
I want to go to Liverpool. Crazy, I know. But I’ve wanted to go all my life. I don’t know why, other than the fact I love the Beatles, and they aren’t even there. Their… Read More »What’s Your Crazy Dream?
My, how things have changed. If you were born in the twenty-first century, you simply haven’t lived yet. No offense. You can’t help it. You didn’t choose when to be born. Neither did I, or… Read More »For Mature Audiences Only (G-Rated)
I just did. Something has happened lately. I’m seeing creation in a whole new light. The flowers I saw as a kid still look the same today. But I’m seeing them for the first time.… Read More »Ever see a flower for the first time?
Mama was right. She warned about who to call friends. I knew better. She told me to join the drum and bugle corps. It wasn’t cool. She said stay in college. I was tired of… Read More »Mama Told Me
A: One will mature and make money. Drummer jokes. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. They’ve been around since before Ringo. Okay. We’re an easy target. Take the stereotypical drummer. Please. The A.D.D.… Read More »Q: What’s the Difference Between a Drummer and a Savings Bond?