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  “I wish it would snow.” How many times have you said that? Clearly, we had no idea what we were asking. We were Israelites, and we got boatloads of quail. “How are the roads?”… Read More »Snowpocolypse Postlude

  Me: Do you want me to bring home some ice cream? Her: Is ice cream on the list of approved items to bring home? Me: Um, yes? Her: Fine. Please request a registration form.… Read More »If Real Life Was Like the H.O.A.

Mom’s hands are full. She’s speed-walking to her airport gate with a ten-year-old, a two-year-old, a stroller, and a backpack. Big girl jumps on the moving sidewalk as the toddler squeals “Me too!” Now big… Read More »Perilous! Baby Escapes on Moving Sidewalk

The airport is the strangest place in the world. Where else can you find $20 sandwiches, moving sidewalks, and unexplained life size statues of orange people? Nowhere that’s where! Everybody in the airport is in… Read More »Weirdest Mission Field

“Did you hear what she said?” “He is so self-absorbed.” “I can’t believe what she’s wearing.” We’re very skilled at criticism. It’s our nature. A good way to measure our self esteem would be to… Read More »The Easy Sin?

  America’s history is rich. I’m no expert, but a big fan. I love looking at the presidents, when they served, etc. Our latest is one of the few to lose re-election. But he was… Read More »The President

  There are a lot of “shoulds” being thrown around. We all want to weigh in on what should have happened. “He should set an example.” “They should show respect.” “This should never have happened.”… Read More »Mr. Should

Of course you are! (Maybe compared to most?) But the world! A mess! So much hate. So many selfish people. So much hypocrisy! Sure, nobody’s perfect. But we’re not THAT bad, right? So, can we… Read More »Are You a Good Person?

Give me a song over a fight. Enough darkness, give me Light. Is there a way to make things right? I’m sure trying with all my might. But left to myself I’m oh such a… Read More »Seize the Day

Maybe you have no choice. Maybe it’s health restrictions. If so, stop reading. Or maybe you’re a Food Snob. Or just eager to see what I’m going to say about them. Is this you? 1)… Read More »Food Snobs